Epic Insult Princess Donut 4" Vinyl Sticker

MY GOD, DONUT.

Some insults are clever. Some are devastating. And some are so wildly specific that the only reasonable response is to stand there and reconsider every decision that brought you to this moment.

This Dungeon Crawler Carl design features Princess Donut delivering one of her gloriously vicious insults: “Why didn’t your mother dribble you back out onto the truck stop bathroom floor?” All wrapped up in an appropriately regal design for a cat who has never once considered keeping her opinions to herself.

Printed as a 4" contour-cut premium vinyl sticker, each sticker is precision cut around the artwork for a clean, professional finish that looks great on water bottles, laptops, notebooks, tumblers, toolboxes, vehicles, and loot boxes alike.

Sticker Details

• 🐱 4" contour-cut premium vinyl sticker
• ✂️ Precision die-cut to the shape of the artwork
• 💦 Waterproof and weather-resistant
• ☀️ UV-resistant for long-lasting color
• 💻 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, coolers, cars, and more
• 🎨 Original fan art inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl

For the crawler who knows that Princess Donut doesn’t simply insult you—she leaves a crater where your self-esteem used to be.

Fan Art Disclaimer: This is original fan-created artwork inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is unofficial merchandise and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Matt Dinniman, Ace Books, or the rights holders.